By Far Some Of The Best Chuck Norris What-ever-you-want-to-call-them's I've Seen

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By Far Some Of The Best Chuck Norris What-ever-you-want-to-call-them's I've Seen In A While...

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

(i thought that was brendon urie....)

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

(i like this one lots)

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

(if this is true then that means batman wears brendon urie pajamas!!)

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

(this is one thing you should never try at the museum of science boston if you dont want to be yelled at by security guards and/or almost maim/kill yourself or innocent bystanders)

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

(whos this smokey the bear you speak of?)

anyone know (or want to make up) some more?

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Posted on 01/27/2009 10:36 AM

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	causeurpaperthinanditsvisable: 02/10/2009 4:32 PM Chuck Norris looked in the mirror this morning and saw...nothing. There can never be more than one Chuck Norris.
	brendonurieismyhomeboy: 02/10/2009 5:46 PM irishluvrfrankie said: Chuck Norris looked in the mirror this morning and saw...nothing. There can never be more than one Chuck Norris. hahaha thats amazing!
	The World Is A Vampire: 06/16/2009 10:03 AM On Chuck Norris' calender it goes from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris